If you were sincere, I could answer you, but it would be one of those complicated science things, and it would not satisfy you.

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If you were sincere, I could answer you, but it would be one of those complicated science things, and it would not satisfy you.

"If you were sincere, I could answer you, but it would be one of those complicated science things, and it would not satisfy you.

It does exist however.  It's one of those phrases the internet does no index!