"Ed's sawed off double barreled thoughtgun" and "Ed's razor"

 They can't be found.  Yet.

"Ed's sawed off double barreled thoughtgun" and "Ed's razor"

Ed's sawed off double barreled thoughtgun

 Ed's razor

That which does not eliminate a virus makes it stronger

 "That which does not eliminate a virus makes it stronger"

Did not exist on internet until I just posted that here.  Also, I came up with that.